When Japan had their terrible earthquake, I heard that it actually caused the Earth to shift on its axis.
Since then we have had all kinds of crazy weather all over the world, which seemed to me to be possibly proof of that shift.
But I think some recent developments have proved conclusively that the world is undeniably off-kilter:
Five weeks into the NFL season, the Detroit Lions are unbeaten and the Indianapolis Colts are winless.
I rest my case.