Mommy was putting Susie in the bathtub before bed. When she helped Susie out of her clothes, she was shocked to see blue marker all over Susie’s backside.
Mommy: “What happened here! How did all this blue marker get on you?!”
Susie: “Katie and Robbie and me were coloring with markers and we colored each other.”
Mommy immediately gave Susie a little talking to about how she should never pull down her pants, except when she was going to go potty.
Then Susie said: “I bet Robbie is really going to be in trouble, because we colored his front side!”
A story told to me by a friend about her daughter who is now in her thirties.